Made my day

Thank you Izudina. Your service made the 300 dollars I spent worth it.

Charade

"Oh!", said the woman
I daily ply my trade
lest i turn housemaid

"Ah!", said the man
I daily ply my trade
only because I'm paid

"Ha!", said the monkey
who was free and flayed
this sad human charade

p.s: I had originally posted this as a comment here but then I really liked it because I have a thing for rhymes, which is the only kind of poetry I understand so I've decided to honour it here :|