Thought and PJ for the day

Thought for the day - Some people need to roll the newspaper to get high, I need to unfold it.

PJ for the day (copyright Sriram, my bro):
Sriram: Why is it rational to have to stand in a line to take a leak?
me: :-?
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Sriram: pee by queue is rational.